Thursday, September 11, 2008

Stupid Human Tricks

I would like to bring everyone's attention to a new fad I'm encountering on the regular...stupidity. Its in. Its like the new pink. This fad is openly embraced by the popular media: youtube, news outlets, and resonates, along with bass, at party scenes. There's a sense of populism fueling this movement. And instead of ranting about this cultural trend I would like to provide a soundtrack. So turn down the smart and pump up the stupid!

First up, Bill O'Reily. He's a self-proclaimed "culture warrior" and has convinced millions of other nonreflective Americans that they too can be like him...dumb as hell.

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DOIN' IT LIIIIVE (Discotech Mix)- Bill O'Reily

Next, we have the infamous Soulja Girl. You know I really do feel bad for this girl. She obviously has some rhyming talent but instead of yelling from the vocal booth to get her headphones turned up she turns her inner thug on an old woman sitting in a packed train. Bipolar or not, thats stupid mean.



MARTA Girl (Original Bmore Club version) - Ludachrist
I'm Pressin Charges (Napoleon Solo Remix) - Soulja Girl
I'm Pressin Charges (Jesus was a black jew productions) - Soulja Girl

Moving on to our next thread of stupid, hatin' on Obama. dumb, dumb, dumb. The next track was crafted from a minister's sermon showering criticisms on our future president. But, instead of reflecting this man's apparent ignorance, DJ Excel made this track into an instant banger that can be appreciated in clubs and dirty basements everywhere. Oh Bama gettin' money!

That's What a Pimp Does - DJ Excel

Finally, as a mega stupid bonus, here's a track my bro and I put together. Its vulgar and ignorant as a mother fucker. Grab it.

Semen On Yo Lips - THE SMASH BROTHERS

So, where can we look for a remedy? Exposure. Get your ass to the library and do work son...

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