Monday, September 1, 2008

All the Girls Standing in the Line for the Bathroom














After decades and decades of struggle on the part of (the finer) portion of the human race, a female has finally reached the upper-most halls of political participation--well, almost.

Sarah Palin, 2 year governor of the great state of Alaska, became the first female candidate for vice-president on a Republican ticket after receiving the nod from the 'White Tornado' himself, Sen. John McCain (R-AZ). Already, her designation has ignited a veritable forest fire of controversy. The shady dismissal of a state employee involving family politics, a pregnant teenage daughter, rumors of her newborn actually being this same daughter's first child, etc.. etc... etc..

What should we think about this? A woman in the White House... A potential (fairly likely for the 72 year old potential pres. candidate) female Commander in Chief... A fresh face for the world to feast their eyes on... sounds good. But, gals and gents.. is this the type of person.. woman.. politician (republican or democrat).... we wish to see at the helm of the most powerful political station in alllllll the land? Really, think of an updated version of Dick Cheney, except more mobile, attractive, and not as liable to lose all function and signs of life due to a bunk circulation system. She likes guns too(!!!!)... cooking elk, babies, the pageant circle, snowmobiles and.... pipelines?

Do you smell that....?...

Shit yea! That's America.

Of all the girls standing in the line for the bathroom... why her?

TOUCH (AC Slater remix) - Trash Yourself

YOUR NUMBER (Dmerit Remix) - Nadia Oh

EVERYBODY NOSE (Atomic Hooligan Remix) - N.E.R.D.
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3 comments:

Larissa said...

yeah... it should have been ME!

Anonymous said...

not sure about that.. you have quite the dictatorial spirit in you.. i just know it!

Malaka Gharib said...

..."cooking elk"...that's a total red flag.