We just wanna do hood rat things with our friends.

Due to the continued disturbance of our right to quiet enjoyment by the powers that be, we've moved down the street to a much more tolerant neighborhood. With thanks to Ubiquity Hosting, always keeping it straight gully, we are living large at.... somethingvicious.com. Serious respect to Melty for sorting all this shight out. Big ups!

This will likely be the last post on a blogspot account. It was fun while it lasted but we are taking our vicious swagger some place else. cause its fun.



Fuck street signs.

While at our new domicile, please enjoy a complimentary listening of the Something Vicious vol. 1 mix.

Best regards!

OUR HOUSE (Martin Ternander) - Madness

A Desert In My Mouth

"No, that's the opposite of what is good."

My first introduction to Derrick Comedy was the infamous Bro-Rape investigative report. Afterward, I was slayed by the story of Prince Reggie K and his experience with rocking a permanent bboy stance. They've since taken a break from the YouTube productions to work on a full length film titled Mystery Team. It could be kinda cool. Kinda fucking cool.

"Hip-hop is basically the struggle to bring beverages to your mouth."

KANYE: Lover of Fighter?!?

What a strange coincidence...Kanye releases a track off his new album which is a somber and downtempo song about keeping his love locked down but then is arrested for assaulting a member of the paparazzi. SMACK! He definitely couldn't have gotten so amped from listening to his new tune! For me, the song is kind of a let down, but the remixes are hott! Maybe Kanye was all geared up from the recent work his new track has received. Either way, keep fighting the good fight Kanye. Remixers have got yo back.



LOVE LOCKDOWN (original) - Kanye West
LOVE LOCKDOWN (Hatchmatik Remix) - Kanye West
LOVE LOCKDOWN (that ROAN refix) - Kanye West
LOVE LOCKDOWN (Chew Fu Small Room Fix) - Kanye West
LOVE LOCKDOWN (Flufftronix edit) - Kanye West

Who the F is this guy!?!

Some of you may already be familiar with The Death Set (refer below to the negative thinking remix my bro and I put together). These guys are definitely on blast right now with their new remix album. There's a remix of negative thinking on the album by a little known producer who goes by the name of Treasure Fingers. Who the fuck is this guy? He seemed to come out of nowhere.**

NEGATIVE THINKING (treasure fingers remix) - The Death Set
ANTI-ANTI (treasure fingers remix) - Snowden
HOT (treasure fingers remix) - Big Gipp
CURIOUS (treasure fingers remix) - Romanthony
DON'T KNOW (treasure fingers remix) - One Hand Loves the Other
TORTOISE (treasure fingers remix) - One Hand Loves the Other

**I got mad jokes y'all!

Stupid Human Tricks

I would like to bring everyone's attention to a new fad I'm encountering on the regular...stupidity. Its in. Its like the new pink. This fad is openly embraced by the popular media: youtube, news outlets, and resonates, along with bass, at party scenes. There's a sense of populism fueling this movement. And instead of ranting about this cultural trend I would like to provide a soundtrack. So turn down the smart and pump up the stupid!

First up, Bill O'Reily. He's a self-proclaimed "culture warrior" and has convinced millions of other nonreflective Americans that they too can be like him...dumb as hell.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.
DOIN' IT LIIIIVE (Discotech Mix)- Bill O'Reily

Next, we have the infamous Soulja Girl. You know I really do feel bad for this girl. She obviously has some rhyming talent but instead of yelling from the vocal booth to get her headphones turned up she turns her inner thug on an old woman sitting in a packed train. Bipolar or not, thats stupid mean.



MARTA Girl (Original Bmore Club version) - Ludachrist
I'm Pressin Charges (Napoleon Solo Remix) - Soulja Girl
I'm Pressin Charges (Jesus was a black jew productions) - Soulja Girl

Moving on to our next thread of stupid, hatin' on Obama. dumb, dumb, dumb. The next track was crafted from a minister's sermon showering criticisms on our future president. But, instead of reflecting this man's apparent ignorance, DJ Excel made this track into an instant banger that can be appreciated in clubs and dirty basements everywhere. Oh Bama gettin' money!

That's What a Pimp Does - DJ Excel

Finally, as a mega stupid bonus, here's a track my bro and I put together. Its vulgar and ignorant as a mother fucker. Grab it.

Semen On Yo Lips - THE SMASH BROTHERS

So, where can we look for a remedy? Exposure. Get your ass to the library and do work son...

Particle Physics Up In The Club

Hear about that Large Hadron Collider that's going to get powered on tomorrow (9/10)? Get ready for some serious particle acceleration. Droppin' crazy science. And in that same trend, we've got this amazing rap from a science writer w/ CERN, Katherine McAlpine (alpinekat). She's got mad, angry skills and the scientific know-how to deliver. Supposedly this project cost somewhere around six billion dollars. We can only hope that most of it went towards producing this video:

Inspired? Thought so, biaaaatch. Drop that science, girl! Rock'em in the head.

New(ish) Ish - Variety Pack

Hello, I'm melty. I posted these tracks once before and they disappeared. Was it an act of God or was it a sneaky attempt by rival blogsmiths to thwart our ascendancy into the upper echelons of the blogosphere? Who the fuck knows? Better yet, who the fuck cares? I just used some explicit language. It made me feel tough. Real tough. Like a gangster.

Queue the picture!

Take 2!

Munk - Live Fast Die Old (Featuring Asia Argento)
Murs - Can It Be (Album Version)
Kid Cudi - Man On The Moon (The Anthem)
Kid Sister - Pro Nails (Tepr Remix)
MGMT - Electric Feel (Justice Remix)
The Black Ghosts - Anyway You Choose To Give It (Fake Blood Remix)
Amon Tobin - Taxidermia (Magpie Remix)

Support the artists. Buy an album, go see a show, pick up a shirt, send them an encouraging letter, compliment them on their taste in breakfast cereal, volunteer to become their own personal indentured servant.

Obama: Great Driver, Party Leader

I've been busy lately and kinda sad. It just so happens that one of my posts disappeared (or was accidentally deleted... by Zach!). Oh well. I've got some of it saved and I'll re-post the MP3 links so you can get in on the fun. Still kinda sad though. I really wish a super-fun party-jeep would come scoop me up...

All the Girls Standing in the Line for the Bathroom

After decades and decades of struggle on the part of (the finer) portion of the human race, a female has finally reached the upper-most halls of political participation--well, almost.

Sarah Palin, 2 year governor of the great state of Alaska, became the first female candidate for vice-president on a Republican ticket after receiving the nod from the 'White Tornado' himself, Sen. John McCain (R-AZ). Already, her designation has ignited a veritable forest fire of controversy. The shady dismissal of a state employee involving family politics, a pregnant teenage daughter, rumors of her newborn actually being this same daughter's first child, etc.. etc... etc..

What should we think about this? A woman in the White House... A potential (fairly likely for the 72 year old potential pres. candidate) female Commander in Chief... A fresh face for the world to feast their eyes on... sounds good. But, gals and gents.. is this the type of person.. woman.. politician (republican or democrat).... we wish to see at the helm of the most powerful political station in alllllll the land? Really, think of an updated version of Dick Cheney, except more mobile, attractive, and not as liable to lose all function and signs of life due to a bunk circulation system. She likes guns too(!!!!)... cooking elk, babies, the pageant circle, snowmobiles and.... pipelines?

Do you smell that....?...

Shit yea! That's America.

Of all the girls standing in the line for the bathroom... why her?

TOUCH (AC Slater remix) - Trash Yourself

YOUR NUMBER (Dmerit Remix) - Nadia Oh

EVERYBODY NOSE (Atomic Hooligan Remix) - N.E.R.D.
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